Gus is a lil stinker!!!!!

I finally found one drawback to having a son (Evan) who reads well above his reading level. Sometimes he reads words he ought not. Tonight he checked out a book from the library that said "crap" and he proceeded to tell me when Gus was sitting in the same room. Of course, Gus starts saying it too. After I told both boys they were not to say it again, Gus still insisted on repeating it! Uggh!!!!!! Here's the rest of our conversation.

Me: Gus, if you say that again, you are going to get a spankin.
Gus: Can you just ignore me, then?

HAHAHA!!!! It was soooooooooo hard not to laugh!

Gus, my little comedian

Last week Gus asked if I would start buying him "baLANas" (bananas). I was so excited to have a health conscious tot that I went right out and bought a bunch.
Gus ripped right into that sucker and gobbled it down in less than a minute. Once he was finished, I watched him survey my living room floor.

Me: Gus, babes. Did you drop something?
Gus:No, mom mom. I just looking for a spot!
Me: A spot for what?
Gus: A spot for my balana peel.
Me: Why?
Gus: So I can LIP ON IT! (slip on it)

HAHAH!!! I was so shocked and amused I let him do it with no qualms. The rest is history.

Gus setting up shop.

1st attempt. No dice.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again!

Houston! We have contact!

.....and a sore bum!

Evan eats a warhead.

Yeah. He wanted it. I told him he would hate it. He just HAD to prove me wrong!